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Open Letter to the Yankee Lovers in my office


You are all losers. I hate your guts. Have you forgotten that David Wells and Roger Clemens had their asses handed to them on Friday and Saturday? You take 2 of 4 and act like you swept the series. You small-minded idiots. You pompous mother-fuckers. I hate your guts. I want to sabotage your calendars and delete all of your emails. I want to rearrange your files and change your voicemail greeting to reflect the kind of small-pricked cocksuckers that you are. Fuck you.

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Uh...

I thought you should know that I had a really vivid sex dream about you on Saturday and it freaked me out. Mostly because I have never had a vivid sex dream about you before, and secondly, because at the present time we're not on speaking terms. Somehow it makes me hate you even more.

rigas laiks
Kas ir Skata no malas autors? Nedaudz kaitina autora vardu trukums
online. Interesanti, kas ir, un ko dara sis - pienemu ka virietis -
kurs iedomajas, ka nabaga bauriem japaskaidro lietas. Tas ir apmeram
ka maziem puikam stastit par asu nazu bistamibu, kamer pasi
nesagriezisies 28 reizes, tikmer neiemacisies. Acimredzot mums vajag
stiligas vizitkartes, un prestizas profesijas, un dzivesstilu. Un ja
vins saka, ka tas ir suds, tad vins to saka no tada cilveka stavokla
kurs to ir piedzivojis un izlemis, ka tas ir suds. Bet mes joprojam
tiecamies uz to sudu, un nekadi gudrie onkuli mus neparliecinas, lidz
bridim, kamer pasi to sapratisim. Lidzigi ka manam stastam par
Matrix - bridinaju, bet jus tik un ta nemat un gajat

diana
No visas sirds tevi sveicu sveicu pagajusa varda diena!Zini, tu esi vienigais Ingars,ar kuru kontaktejos.
Skatos tagad dz.svetku koncertu Skonto stadiona - "'Ziemelmeitu meklejot"' tagad skan - soreiz baigi modernie sanakusi - visas vcas ,jaunas zvaigznes un dziesmas + koris.Laikam ta Brigita Rozenbrika riktigi organize.
Man tagad tads divains laiks.Pirma sajusma par dzivi vienai ir beigusies ,un ir sacies posms,kuram nezinu nosaukumu(nosaukums varetu but "'bez nosaukuma'').Ir skumjas,kas kaut kur dzili ieksa ir un nepazud.
Isteniba gribas vismaz pamileties,bet esmu aizverusies,gaidu,ka kads mani vers vala,naivi.Ka juti,teksts kaut ka nevedas,jabrauc majas.Tagad skan "'Vini dejoja vienu vasaru"' - no bernibas jau baigi patik.
Gaidu no tevis par dzivi tur,par tevi un vel kadu skaisti pornografisku sapni ar mani vai bez.....Atsuti kadu bildi - tadu,ko var izprintet un pielikt pie ledusskapja.Galu gala kur ir celojuma bildes??!!!Un stasti?
Bucas,bucas,bucas----------------------------------------------------------diana.

neatkaribas diena
Sodien neatkaribas diena. Amerikanu. 9 no rita aizgaju uz City Hall betona monstru. Pa celam gandriz apvemos ieraudzijis kaiju edam sabrauktu zurku. Pie City Hall ka jau Bostonas patriotiskajos pasakumos - parastais skats. Paris modernie militaristi, Royal Navy matrozi, tiesa gan bez karoga, tad dazadas revolucijas kara laiku brivpratigo vienibas. Protams, ne originalaja sastava, bet pasdarbnieku izpildijuma, ka ari Sena un godajama artilerijas vieniba, bez lielgabaliem. Nezinu, vai viniem vispar ir kadi lielgabali. Tad parade lidz kapiem, kur apglabati cetri Neatkaribas deklaracijas parakstitaji,pa celam pasdarbnieku milicijas vienibas ar baigo troksni sauj no savam plintem - dumi, troksnis, mammam ausis ciet, berniem prieki. Pie katra dekleracijas parakstitaja kapavietas neliels saluts. Uz ielas stavosie attiecigi pacel un nolaiz karogus. Tad lena gara, bungu pavadijuma un plintes gaisa saujot parade vijas uz Old Statehouse. Publika fotografo mazu puiseli trissturene ar veco 76 gada amerikas karogu. Pie Old Statehouse no balkona no Irakas atgriezusies karaviri lasa Neatkaribas deklaraciju. Uz majas jumta esosie Anglu karalistes simboli - vienradzis uz zirgs stav neaizskarti, bet Revolucijas laika sajusminatais pulis tos esot noravis no jumta. Tagad majas jaiedzer neliela baltvina sorle, un tad iesu skatities USS Constitution a.k.a. Old Ironsides - amerikanu flotes pirmo kugi, kas visu gadu stav pietauvots, bet 4 Julija izmet nelielu likumu lidz Neatkaribas fortam, izsauj salutu, un peld atpakal. Pec tam pa dienu Cape Verde svin savus svetkus City Hall laukuma, paskatisos ka tas izskatas, nu un vakara kads pusmiljons cilveku saspiedisies nelielaja Esplanadite pie Carlza upes lai klausitos koncertu un verotu salutu, kas saksies 10:30 no upes vidu notauvotas barzas.

victor
Sveiks Ingars

Yes, Peru was nice. I liked all the people, very nice and helpful,

They are the best latin in this planet :)

I was in Latvia last month!
I felt that Peru is now a exotic tourism destination for latvians.
The inka things have a big impact in Latvia.

Peru and Latvia are for me the best countries
to live and work.

I hope you can visit Peru again.
Can I ask some questions:
1) What is your opinion of the latin girls of Peru?
2) You work in what?
3) You are from Riga or from other latvian
city?
4) Do you have now a lot of friends in Peru?
5) What do you think about the Inka civilization?
6) Did you learn some spanish in Peru?

Ar cienu

tofu
Scrambled Tofu

Ingredients:

* 1/2 block firm tofu (I prefer fine herb, but whatever you like
will do)
* 1/4 cup broccoli florets
* 2 green onions, chopped
* 1/4 cup green pepper
* 1/3 cup salsa, or more to taste
* salt & pepper to taste

Directions:

Heat a small amount of oil on a medium frying pan, and crumble tofu into
pan. After about 5 minutes, add vegetables (you can add other vegetables
too, of course, this is a great way to get rid of anything waiting to go
bad in your fridge). I usually wait about another 5 minutes, and then
add the salsa, stir, and remove it from the heat (I like the veggies
still crunchy, so leave it a little longer if you prefer them soft). I
don't really like eating breakfast, but this stuff is awesome.

tea
Gingered Green Tea Granita

Ingredients:

* 4 cups water
* 1/2 cup granulated sugar
* 1 tbsp gingerroot, grated fresh
* 4 bags green tea or equivalent loose

Directions:

In saucepan, combine water, sugar, and ginger. Bring to a boil. Add tea.
Cover and let stand for 10 minutes.

Strain mixture into 8-inch cake pan. Freeze for 2h. Stir. Return to
freezer for another 3h, or until mixture is slushy but not frozen solid.
(if it freezes, leave out for 5- 10 minutes and mash with a spoon) Spoon
into dessert bowls.

(To make gingered green tea, peel gingerroot before grating and omit
freezing step)

I've modified this recipe with 1/3 tsp Stevia instead of the sugar.

Serves: 4

Preparation time: 20 minutes

francis
i./

jaani pagaaja balto naksu vaajpraataa/ peeterburga/

tikko atgriezos no savaam aarpuspilseetas bladj maajaam/

guleeju plaavaa/ blakus bija kaada savvalas klepojosa govs/

atbrauca draugi krievi un aizbraucaam uz dainu kalnu/

back riigaa/ visi skiet taadi oficianti/es un baarmeni/es /

gatavosos vj setiem kas naak virsuu wekendaa/

F/1

stacy
Funnny that you mention taking the T to Rockport,
because I went to Gloucester for the St. Peter's
festival last weekend, and had a pretty strange
experience on the way back.
I had been drinking all day, and so by the time that
we were pulling into north station, i had to go pretty
bad, so I was waiting by the door.
the ticket lady opened the outside door just as we
were pulling in, and fell out of the damn train! her
foot had been caught on something, and i clearly heard
her skull hit the pavement.
so, i jumped out of the train after her, and there was
blood everywhere. just gushing out of her head.
she was breathing, but I couldn't get her to talk to
me, and by that point, the train had stopped, and
people were getting off. i was screaming at them, and
to me, it felt like everyone was just standing there.
finally, one of the T guys came, and the paramedics
showed up, but dude, it was scary. so, that was my
strange saturday on the commuter rail.
when i'm not stopping other people's heads from
bleeding, i like to read alot-HP5 has me enthralled at
the moment, and i like to be outside. i can really be
entertained doing just about anything, as long as the
company is good.
better run, i have an undulating mass of laundry,
stacy