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For all your naive people


Enjoy. - PartyDude


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Abe Lincoln - Doggy style sex, Just before you climax, give her a donkey punch, then while she is knocked out, roll her over and jizz all over her chin and face, shave off her pubes, and sprinkle in the beard region of her jizz covered mug.

Alaskan Fire Dragon - Another good take off is one of the angry dragon that is called the alaskan fire dragon. When a girl is giving you a blowjob, cum in her mouth unexpectedly and plug up her mouth at the same time. Then whisper in her ear "I have syphilis" so she spews it out her nose.

ATM (ass to mouth) When the man pulls his cock out of her ass and inserts it directly into her mouth without stopping to clean it off.

Baby Rodeo - When riding your partner who's about to blow his load, give some good pounding strokes and when he's at the point of no return scream out 'Let's make a baby!'. See how long you can hold on, while he tries to throw you off his erupting cock. One night stands should only be considered for the more advanced rider.

Boston Tea Bag Party - When more then one guy takes turns teabagging a girl. Just at point of climaxing it is important to yell "The British Are Coming".

Breakfast In Bed - When coming across a hot chick sleeping, start jerking off, and before you blow it, throw your cock in her mouth, slap her in the face to wake her up, then bust your load down her throat.

Butt Rodeo - When you're going at it with a girl, you flip her over real fast, start ramming her in the ass and yell as loud as possible "BUTT RODEO!" You then see how long you can ride her till she tosses ya off!

California Potato Chip - Fuck the hell out of yo bitch, then bust a nut all over her back. Call it a night and then proceed to go to sleep. When you wake in the morning, Peel the hardened Jizz of her back and serve it to her for breakfast.

Cleveland Steamer - The act of shitting on your partner's chest.

Creampie - A girl with cum dripping from the vagina.

Dirty Sanchez - During Doggystyle sex, the male inserts his finger into his partner's anus. He then proceeds to smear the fecal matter onto his partner's upper lip to create a mustache made of poo.

Donkey Punch - Finishing up anal sex by punching the woman in the back of the head and yelling, "Donkey Punch!"

Feed the Kitty - Inserting food objects into a vagina.

Fidel Castro - Take a shit on the chick's face, rip out some pubes and toss em on her grillpiece, and then top it off by having her "smoke your cigar."

Flaming Amazon - Fuck a hairy chick and before you blow your load light her pueb's on fire and put it out with your cum.

Fortune Cookie - After nailing a chick on a one-night job, lodge the condom in her pussy for the next guy to find.

Frosting the Cake - When you are about to cum, blow a load all over her chest. Then take your dick and evenly spread the Jism around the breasts and over the nipples. Then stick some candles on it and start singing "Happy Birthday." Then blow out the candles.

The Golden Gate Bridge - This involves a woman lying down. A guy stands either end of her, pull out their cocks and proceed to both urinate arcs of piss into the womans naval area - hence creating a mock "Golden Gate Brige".

Golden Shower - Any involvement of Urine in sex.

Hot Lunch - The act of taking a dump directly into the mouth of your partner.

Hot Plate - The act of placing plastic wrap over a girl's face and then shitting on it.

Houdini - When you're doing a girl doggy style, then you fake an orgasm (spit on her back). When she turns around, blow your load in her face and say, "Abracadabra bitch!"

Jawbreaker - A blowjob involving three penises at one time.

The JFK - Slip a blindfold on a chick while she is giving you oral. At the same time, have a friend come behind her and pleasure himself behind her. Let em rip at the same time and nail the broad with goo from both sides of her head. She will always question if there was a second shooter or just a magic load.

Karen Carpenter - Fucking a chick in the ass while she vomits.

Leonardo Dicaprio - You are getting head from a girl. She is sitting in a chair, you are standing. Just when you are about to cum, lean forward putting all your wait against her mouth. Stretch out your arms and yell "I'm the king of the world.

Louisville Slugger - Your girl is on her knees in front of you servicing your pole. At some random point in time during this act you pull out, twist your hips, yell "BATTER UP!!!!" and smack her firmly in the cheek with your baseball bat like cock.

Perfect Ten - The maximum number of men a woman can pleasure at one time. So called because of the math involved: one each in the mouth, anus, and vagina, one in each hand, one in the crook of each elbow, one in the bend of each knee and one between the feet.

Pittsburgh Platter - When a girl lies underneath a glass coffee table and a guy takes a shit on top of the table.

Skipoling - A girl jerking off two guys at once, hence, looks like she has two ski poles.

Snowball - After ejaculating in your partner's mouth, you make out and swap joy juice

Squeegee - when your fucking a girl in the ass, when your about to cum, you stick a pin in one of her ass cheeks, thus making her clench up and cleaning all the shit off your cock as you pull out at the same time.

Teabag - The act of dropping your testicles onto your partners face and mouth

Tony Danza - You are banging away doggy style and at the penultimate moment you pull out and yell "Whose the boss?" Shove it in her ass, donkey punch her, blow your load and say, "Tony Danza!!!!!".

Triple Crown of Sex - In the yapper, the snapper and the crapper all in the same session.

Yellow Enema - When your sex partner allows you the ultimate pleasure of peeing in their butthole.

Turkey Shoot - When you're coming, come on her face and let it drip off her chin so it looks like that red shit on the turkey's chin.

The Wheelbarrow - Man and woman are going at it doggystyle on the floor, then the man grabs the woman's legs and stands up, leaving the woman's arms on the ground, and starts running around the room, continuing to bang away.

White Zombie - While getting head, ask her to look right up at you with those "pretty little eyes." Then, without forewarning, blast that hearty load in both of her eyes. The ensuing temporary state of blindness will produce the zombie effect as she stumbles around the room with her arms outstretched, moaning like the living dead.