Fried Bean Burger...Soy Free, Gluten free, Vegan, and Corn free


Ingredients:

* 1/3 fresh onion, chopped
* 1 Tbsp olive oil
* 1 healthy Tbsp minced garlic
* 1 can red (or kidney) beans
* 1 can pinto beans
* 1 can purple hull peas (field peas or black eyed peas will do)
* 1/2 tsp celery salt
* 1 tsp paprika
* 1 tsp cumin
* 1/2 tsp oregano
* 1/2 tsp coriander
* 1/2 tsp salt
* cracked fresh black pepper
* 1 tsp lemon juice, dash hot sauce, rice flour ,more olive oil

Directions:

Open cans of beans, and strain well. Sautee' Chopped fresh onion and minced garlic with oil in a regular sized saute pan (11" etc). Stir often until onion cooked. This will be just enough to keep the onion and garlic from burning without making the bean cakes too runny. Set aside to cool. When beans well drained, place into food processor and add onion and garlic. Puree'. You can do a portion at a time, or all at once and mix frequently. The beans will want to cling to the blade, so make sure to mix often.

Once mixture is blended, form into patties and dust with rice flour (for Gluten free).

Saute bean cakes in original pan used for onion and garlic, using enough olive oil to coat the bottom of the pan. Let the bean cakes cook for a couple of minutes on each side to form a crispy crust. (The bean cakes might stick a little, that is to be expected.)

Once cooked, let them a cool a bit.

Fantastic Vegan Sloppy Joes


Ingredients:

* 1 pkg. extra firm tofu
* 1 can kidney beans
* 1 onion, chopped
* 2 carrots, diced
* 3-4 mushrooms (more or less if desired), diced
* 1/2 cup peas- 125 mL
* 1 green pepper, chopped
* 2 cloves garlic, minced
* 2 tbs. nutritional yeast
* 2 tbs. tamari
* 2 tsp. oregano
* 1 1/2 tbs. Dijon mustard
* 1 tbs. blackstrap molasses
* 1 tbs. red wine vinegar
* 2 cups crushed tomatoes - 500 mL
* 2 tbs. lemon juice
* hot sauce or chili to taste
* Buns- Portuguese or whole wheat
* kaisers work really well

Directions:

Crumble tofu into small pieces, fry in a decent sized frying pan (should be a couple of inches thick) with a bit of olive oil or non stick cooking spray. Add nutritional yeast, garlic, and vegetables (not the tomatoes). Saute about 10 minutes, being careful not to burn- it's ok if the tofu browns a bit.

Add tamari, mustard, molasses, vinegar, tomatoes, hot sauce, lemon juice and oregano. Simmer a few minutes until heated through. You might want to add a bit of water or vegetable stock if it gets very thick.

Serve on open faced buns- its great if the buns have been toasted in a toaster oven or the oven a bit first.

rl liste
> nedomaaju ka dziive lielaakaa kopienaa automaatiski paplashina redzesloku

Nu, negribiet but piles, variet but zosis. :)
Nedomaju par to kopienas izmeru, bet par dazadibu. Var but 100 miljonu valsts, kura ir mazak dazadibas par 1 miljona valstinu.
Bus interesanti, kad paradisies cilveki kuri nesaprot, kapec parka nevar sedet uz zalites, un kapec baznica nevar but sievietes macitajas, un kapec viss ir tikai latviski un krieviski.
Izbraucot cauri Rigai ar velosipedu, man ir divas izveles - latviska, vai krieviska. Ok, teoretiski ir vel kaut kada "moderna/rietumnieciska", kas nozime pagajusas sezonas Eiropas ideju atgremojumu.
Izbraucot cauri Bostonai man ir izvele no A lidz Z. Es varu ieiet trijos tibetiesu veikalinos piecu kvartalu radiusa, un es varu paskatities uz Puertorikaniem kuriem pa logu gazas ara muzikas ritmi, un es varu paskatities uz melno meitenu apalajam pecpusem. Un man ir jasaprot, ka pasaule nesastav tikai no nabaga latviesiem, kuriem visi ir dirsusi virsu.

rl liste
> diez vai starp restoraniem un svaigaam domaam var vilkt tieshas
korelaacijas

Korelacijas ir vistiesakas. Desu un kartupelu barotajam puncim peksni
paversies jauna edienu pasaule, un ari smadzenes iedomasies, ka
varbut visa pasaule nesastav no desam un kartupeliem. Un desu un
kartupelu razotajs peksni iedomasies, ka varbut ari vinam jasak kaut
ko darit tava punca jauno velmju apmierinasanai. Un varbut, Pekinas
pili saedies, tavs puncis paveles tavam smadzenem aiziet uz marokanu
restoranu, un tad tu iedomasies, ka nav nemaz visi tiem musulmani
tadi cilvekedaji. Un kas var notikt talak, es pat neuzdrosinos
iedomaties, jo punca un smadzenu savieniba ir neuzvarama.

rl liste
Sodien Diena interesanti lasit par Repses lidojumu uz Igauniju. Re ka
musu kaiminiem, kuri tik loti negrib but baltiesi, peksni
savajadzejies stulbo latviesu atbalsts. Par sito mulkigo kaskesanos
atcerejos ejot garam NY Park Avenue esosajai Scandinavian House.
Vienkarsi stiliga majas fasade, koks, stikls, metals, un Ziemelvalstu
karodzini pie ieejas. Protams, ka sada sadarbiba sanak letaka, un
vieglak pamanama. Kaut vai jaatceras Skandinavu valstu vestniecibu
komplekss Berline. Drosi, ka tur tika celtas ari citas vestniecibas,
bet tas, ka skandinavi bija blakus, un piedavaja kopigi interesantu
un stiligu projektu, radija baigo hoopla. Noteikti ka musu mazajam
valstelem butu izdevigak radit kopigas Baltic Houses svarigakajas
galvaspilsetas, neka katrai atseviski celt kaut kadas mazmajinas
nomales.

rl liste
Sodien gaju uz velasmazgatuvi, izmazgat sasvidusas drebes. Paskaste
iekritis jaunais National Geographic. Vai kads zin par alpinistu Ed
Viesturs? Esot uzkapis Everesta dazas reizes. Tads latvisks uzvards.
Patika ari Eiropas demografiska karte, kura paradits, par cik
procentiem bus samazinajies iedzivotaju skaits Eiropa 2050 gada. LV
ar saviem - 20% seviski neizcelas uz AEiropas fona.
Ta pat patika raksts par 27 miljoniem pasaules vergu. Globalizacija
palidz tikai tiem kuri iedzivojas no naudas un razosanas
parbidisanas. Vietejie iedzivotaji tiek sadziti getto, no kuriem, vai
uz kuriem, nekur nevar legali tikt. Multinacionalajam korporacijam
sagraujot vietejo razosanu, 3 miljardi cilveku megina sajas bada
zonas iztikt no $2 diena. Tikmer mes kaut ko sapnojam par labklajibu
izmirstosa ES. Izskatas, ka ES turpinot izmirt, uz spiedienam aiz tas
robezam aizvien pieaugot redzesim tadu Tautu staigasanu, kada nav
redzeta kops Romas sabrukuma laikiem.

rl liste
> tieshi normali, ka 20 gados negribas dziivot,

Vispar jau diezgan normali, ja vispar negribas dzivot. Neatkarigi
no vecuma. Tiesi tad, kad cilveks atbrivojas no kaut kadas
bezjedzigi nervozas stradasanas tikai tapec, lai pec 40 gadiem
vinam butu ko est, un dara ko velas - tad sak palikt interesanti.
Par tiem nabaga depresivajiem jauniesiem - tiesi labi ka ir tas
depresijas. Jut cilveki ar ieksam, ka kaut kas nav kartiba. Jut, ka
Audi, suns, un maja priekspilseta nav laimes kalngals kura del
butu viss cits japamet.
Varbut lenam sak iet uz beigam tas pecneatkaribas periods, kad
nauda bija Alfa un Omega. Protams, neceru, ka nauda izzudis,
bet ta ka lenam sak izskatities, ka bada un sala nomirt tomer
nevajadzes, tad var ari padomat par eksitencialakiem dzives
jautajumiem. Kur es esmu? Ko es vakar dariju? Un kapec man
tik loti sap galva?
Vai ari par citam lietam.

cl
how to clitoral orgasm


Has this not been the most boring CL day in a long time? Who cares about whether someone's boyfriend is whipped or not whipped? (to answer your question, they think he's gay because straight men aren't supposed to like cooking or doing laundry...)

But anyway, I have been saddened by the posts that women out there can't achieve clitoral orgasm because I come really easily. Having just jerked myself off (although not in public...eew) I thought I'd see if I could help anyone. Obviously everyone's anatomy is different, but I have no trouble getting myself off so maybe I can share the love so to speak.

Here's what works for me (all you need is your hand and as much privacy as you require):

1) I start by lightly massaging erogenous zones on my body, especially the pubic area. This step is probably not necessary but it helps me get in the mood. Hahaha like foreplay. I don't always do it but it feels good when I do. It also helps when you masturbate to fantasize about something. I usually just think about myself and how I'm feeling and how hot I am, but think about whatever turns you on.

2) Then I start gently rubbing the clit. Your clit is very sensitive, so you'll know when you're doing the right thing. At this point, just touching it feels pretty good, I like to kind of lightly pinch it between my first and second fingers and feel it get hard and excited.

3) Once I'm turned on, I stop with the pinchy thing and start kinda rubbing with 2 fingers. I think the best is to do a sort of circular motion. This part is usually completely by instinct -- I speed up or slow down or handle different areas depending on what feels good and what I want. I personally like it pretty rough so I usually go very hard and fast. This takes some endurance so I switch back and forth between my left and right hand, although I can only come with my right hand for some reason. Especially if it's your first time, this might take a while because you don't know exactly what works best.

4) You'll start to feel really turned on. I know when I'm almost there because I start REALLY squirming and I moan. I have really thin walls in my room so I try not to moan but I can't control it, not that I really want to because moaning is one of my favorite parts. Anyway yeah you'll know if you did it right because after you come, your clit is extremely sensitive.

5) You're a girl, which rocks because now if you're still having fun (of course you are) you can do it again! I can get off several times in one session :o) You'll feel great for a while afterwards. I feel amazing and I'm just sitting here typing.

Any questions?
Good luck! Clitoral orgasm is one of the highlights of my existence.

cl
For all your naive people


Enjoy. - PartyDude


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Abe Lincoln - Doggy style sex, Just before you climax, give her a donkey punch, then while she is knocked out, roll her over and jizz all over her chin and face, shave off her pubes, and sprinkle in the beard region of her jizz covered mug.

Alaskan Fire Dragon - Another good take off is one of the angry dragon that is called the alaskan fire dragon. When a girl is giving you a blowjob, cum in her mouth unexpectedly and plug up her mouth at the same time. Then whisper in her ear "I have syphilis" so she spews it out her nose.

ATM (ass to mouth) When the man pulls his cock out of her ass and inserts it directly into her mouth without stopping to clean it off.

Baby Rodeo - When riding your partner who's about to blow his load, give some good pounding strokes and when he's at the point of no return scream out 'Let's make a baby!'. See how long you can hold on, while he tries to throw you off his erupting cock. One night stands should only be considered for the more advanced rider.

Boston Tea Bag Party - When more then one guy takes turns teabagging a girl. Just at point of climaxing it is important to yell "The British Are Coming".

Breakfast In Bed - When coming across a hot chick sleeping, start jerking off, and before you blow it, throw your cock in her mouth, slap her in the face to wake her up, then bust your load down her throat.

Butt Rodeo - When you're going at it with a girl, you flip her over real fast, start ramming her in the ass and yell as loud as possible "BUTT RODEO!" You then see how long you can ride her till she tosses ya off!

California Potato Chip - Fuck the hell out of yo bitch, then bust a nut all over her back. Call it a night and then proceed to go to sleep. When you wake in the morning, Peel the hardened Jizz of her back and serve it to her for breakfast.

Cleveland Steamer - The act of shitting on your partner's chest.

Creampie - A girl with cum dripping from the vagina.

Dirty Sanchez - During Doggystyle sex, the male inserts his finger into his partner's anus. He then proceeds to smear the fecal matter onto his partner's upper lip to create a mustache made of poo.

Donkey Punch - Finishing up anal sex by punching the woman in the back of the head and yelling, "Donkey Punch!"

Feed the Kitty - Inserting food objects into a vagina.

Fidel Castro - Take a shit on the chick's face, rip out some pubes and toss em on her grillpiece, and then top it off by having her "smoke your cigar."

Flaming Amazon - Fuck a hairy chick and before you blow your load light her pueb's on fire and put it out with your cum.

Fortune Cookie - After nailing a chick on a one-night job, lodge the condom in her pussy for the next guy to find.

Frosting the Cake - When you are about to cum, blow a load all over her chest. Then take your dick and evenly spread the Jism around the breasts and over the nipples. Then stick some candles on it and start singing "Happy Birthday." Then blow out the candles.

The Golden Gate Bridge - This involves a woman lying down. A guy stands either end of her, pull out their cocks and proceed to both urinate arcs of piss into the womans naval area - hence creating a mock "Golden Gate Brige".

Golden Shower - Any involvement of Urine in sex.

Hot Lunch - The act of taking a dump directly into the mouth of your partner.

Hot Plate - The act of placing plastic wrap over a girl's face and then shitting on it.

Houdini - When you're doing a girl doggy style, then you fake an orgasm (spit on her back). When she turns around, blow your load in her face and say, "Abracadabra bitch!"

Jawbreaker - A blowjob involving three penises at one time.

The JFK - Slip a blindfold on a chick while she is giving you oral. At the same time, have a friend come behind her and pleasure himself behind her. Let em rip at the same time and nail the broad with goo from both sides of her head. She will always question if there was a second shooter or just a magic load.

Karen Carpenter - Fucking a chick in the ass while she vomits.

Leonardo Dicaprio - You are getting head from a girl. She is sitting in a chair, you are standing. Just when you are about to cum, lean forward putting all your wait against her mouth. Stretch out your arms and yell "I'm the king of the world.

Louisville Slugger - Your girl is on her knees in front of you servicing your pole. At some random point in time during this act you pull out, twist your hips, yell "BATTER UP!!!!" and smack her firmly in the cheek with your baseball bat like cock.

Perfect Ten - The maximum number of men a woman can pleasure at one time. So called because of the math involved: one each in the mouth, anus, and vagina, one in each hand, one in the crook of each elbow, one in the bend of each knee and one between the feet.

Pittsburgh Platter - When a girl lies underneath a glass coffee table and a guy takes a shit on top of the table.

Skipoling - A girl jerking off two guys at once, hence, looks like she has two ski poles.

Snowball - After ejaculating in your partner's mouth, you make out and swap joy juice

Squeegee - when your fucking a girl in the ass, when your about to cum, you stick a pin in one of her ass cheeks, thus making her clench up and cleaning all the shit off your cock as you pull out at the same time.

Teabag - The act of dropping your testicles onto your partners face and mouth

Tony Danza - You are banging away doggy style and at the penultimate moment you pull out and yell "Whose the boss?" Shove it in her ass, donkey punch her, blow your load and say, "Tony Danza!!!!!".

Triple Crown of Sex - In the yapper, the snapper and the crapper all in the same session.

Yellow Enema - When your sex partner allows you the ultimate pleasure of peeing in their butthole.

Turkey Shoot - When you're coming, come on her face and let it drip off her chin so it looks like that red shit on the turkey's chin.

The Wheelbarrow - Man and woman are going at it doggystyle on the floor, then the man grabs the woman's legs and stands up, leaving the woman's arms on the ground, and starts running around the room, continuing to bang away.

White Zombie - While getting head, ask her to look right up at you with those "pretty little eyes." Then, without forewarning, blast that hearty load in both of her eyes. The ensuing temporary state of blindness will produce the zombie effect as she stumbles around the room with her arms outstretched, moaning like the living dead.

rl liste
> Starp citu - cik pie tevis tagad pulkstens?

Paslaik ir 9:29 am. Laika zinas saka, ka gaisa mitrums ir gandriz
100%. Klausos BBC1 no Velsas. Izdzeru vienu garsigu Sierra Nevada alu
ar 5,6% alkohola. Dzivokli pari ielai kaut kadi krievu subkontraktori
nupat iet ieksa un taisas pulet koka gridu. Laikam jataisa logs ciet,
jaiet dusa, kaut kas jauzed.