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Zini miiljo kaiminj - es jau paris nedeeljas ciitiigi tev sekoju, peetu
tavu pastu, censhos ieklausiities ko tu runaa ar cilveekiem, pat aiz loga
paaris dienas pa stundinjai pastaaveeju paklausiijos un pa virtuves lodzinju
luureeju - un tagad pilniigi droshi varu teikt - tev miiljais ir paranoja.
Jaarsteejas draudzinj, jaaaarsteejas ...

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Why are men happier than women?

1. We keep our last name.
2. The garage is all ours.
3. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
4. Chocolate is just another snack.
5. We can be president.
6. We can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
7. Car mechanics tell us the truth.
8. The world is our urinal.
9. We never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.
10. Same work, more pay.
11. Wrinkles add character.
12. Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental - $100.
13. People never stare at our chest when we're talking to them.
14. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
15. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle our feet.
16. One mood, ALL the time.
17. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
18. We know stuff about tanks.
19. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
20. We can open all our own jars.
21. We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
22. If someone forgets to invite us, he or she can still be our friend.
23. Our underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
24. Everything on our face stays its original color.
25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
26. We don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
27. We almost never have strap problems in public
28. We are unable to see wrinkles in our clothes.
29. The same hair style lasts for years, maybe decades.
30. We don't have to shave below our neck.
31. Our belly usually hides our big hips.
32. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
33. We can "do" our nails with a pocket-knife.
34. We have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
35. We can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes.

Teriyaki Stirfry
Ingredients:

* 1 block extra firm tofu cut into blocks and frozen
* 1 cup cut carrots
* 2 cups cut broccoli crowns
* 2 cups snow peas
* 1 red bell pepper
* 1/2 medium onion
* Teriyaki sauce ( I prefer Ye veri teriyaki)
* 1/2 teaspoon crush red pepper ( you can adjust the spices to how spicy you want it to be)
* 1/4 teaspoon chili pepper
* 1 tablespoon garlic
* 2 cups dry whole wheat pasta ( any shape will do)
* olive oil

Directions:

1) First bring water to boil for pasta and then add pasta to water and cook till al dente drain and set aside.

2) While you wait for the pasta to cook chop veggies and put into a bowl and pour teriyaki sauce into bowl about a half a cup.

3) Add the chili pepper and red pepper to bowl.

4) Put thawed tofu in a small bowl with some teriyaki sauce to marinate it.

5) Put enough olive oil into frying pan to cover the bottom about a teaspoon. Add garlic and allow the pan to heat up.

6) Once the pan is warm add tofu and brown. Then add the veggies and spices from the bowl. Cook the veggies to how you like them done.

7) Add the pasta and make sure you coat it with teriyaki sauce, you may need to add more.

8) Cook until the pasta is warm and serve.

Banana Fritters
Ingredients:

* 1 banana
* 1 tablespoon self rising flour
* water
* golden syrup
* oil for frying

Directions:

Using the self rising flour and water make up a batter by just adding water to the flour gradually till you get a consistency of batter. Cut the banana into quarters in chunks then roll each piece in a bit of flour.

Plop the pieces into the bowl of batter making sure every bit of them is covered, then fry them on all sides in a good amount of hot oil till they're nice and crispy and golden brown. Then, just serve them with a drizzle of golden syrup or "ice cream"! Really yummy quick dessert!!

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> bronzas sauli

Konstantins mums visiem ka saulite, mums momenta, pat bez varda un
uzvarda bus skaidrs - johaidi, tas tacu seno laiku brivibas cinitajs
Cakste! Nemaz nav mainijies kops skolas laikiem - joprojam apals un
spidigs!
Mums vel tris prezidenti palikusi bez pieminekliem. Ta ka Cakste Jr.
parsteidziga karta ir sanemis sauli - apli, tad parpalikusas
geometrijas pamatfiguras - trijsturi/piramidu, kvadratu/kubu bus kaut
ka gruti sadalit. Vienam vajadzes iztikt bez. Jeb ari jaaiznemas no
Playstation simboliem, un jauzliek krusts. Bet kurs bus krusts un
kurs bus kubs? Diskusiju paredzu asu un ilgstosu!

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> tev Rudziiti par to rakstu samaksaaja ? :))

Berzins piesolija sviestmaizi ar desu. Sarunas paslaik ir nokluvusas
strupcela, jo desu es needu, un DHL negrib sutit sviestmaizi!

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To : Ingars RudzA
Subject : Mjaaa, raksts rullee
Date : Mon, 21 Jul 2003 18:01:45 +0300
Pat es atljaavos pakomenteet. Un tikai peec divaam stundaam sapratu, ka shis autors, nemiera ceelaajs ir slavenais Ingars. Tas pats :) Vajadzeeja saprast aatraak :))) Ja komantaaros ap 200. numuru atradiisi manu komentaaru zem nika Prusaks, sapratiisi, ko es par Tevi domaaju objektiivi. Nezinot, ka tas esi Tu :)

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Apskatot arzemju preses publikacijas, redzam, ka promo materialu
zadziba/iznicinasana/apkezisana nav retums, tacu ta nav normalas
komercdarbibas sastavdala.
McDonalda un Burger Kinga reklamas biezi vien vegetariesi apraksta ar Meat
is murder, piesaistot uzmanibu sev un saviem merkiem - tatad izmanto to ne
tikai ka cinu par kaut ko, bet ari ka promo lidzekli.
Seviski ekstravagantus promo materialus - plastmasas gailus, milzu zekes -
biezi vien nozog jauniesi vienkarsi to unikala stiliguma del. Ar viniem
nodarbojas serifs. Tas pats attiecas uz loti seksualiem plakatiem - tos zog
jauni puisi, un apkeza dusmigas feministes - to klasifice ka vandalismu.
Diezgan izplatita ir ari politisko plakatu zagsana, iznicinasana, apkezisana
(Amerika tos sasprauz bezmaz katra pagalma, ta ka nakti braucot ar masinu
mierigi nolikvidet paris kvartalus) Sada darbiba parasti nav seviski
koordineta, tacu jebkura gadijuma - izsauc savstarpeju apvainojumu straumi.
Lai nu ka - apzinata konkurejosas firmas promo materialu
zagsana/iznicinasana (ja to tiesam var pieradit) ir loti reta, un
automatiski nostada tas planotajus arpus normalas komercdarbibas robezam.
Tas ir apmeram tas pats kas boksa maca nokost pretinieka ausi, vai iespert
pa pautiem - automatisks noraidijums un respekta zaudesana.

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size matters


"What people don't realize is that penis size does not matter, because the top two-thirds of the vagina has no nerve endings, there's nobody home up there"

I find it does matter. It can feel good, if smaller, he could please me in MANY other ways but I've never had toe-curling, legs shaking, screaming for more sex with someone of a smaller size.

I think average length and width is perfect. Shouldn't be too long & thin or short n fat - that does nothing for me.

I think it does depend on the girl and what gets her off. Of course you can feel it in there, and it feels good. But, I like it a little rougher - gotta really make your presence known (as will I with my screams)

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Shut up whiny drivers.


I don't understand why people drive in this pedestrian-biker-scooter-subway trolly-duck tours laden city and then bitch and moan about it. If you don't like the masses of non-driving people in Boston, here's some advice for you...

DON'T FUCKING DRIVE THERE.

Unless you are handicapped or coming from Maine or something.

Seriously. You suburbanites who live right next to a T stop yet still drive your honking big ass tank of an SUV for the five minute commute into the city... you seriously need to shut up. You have no reason to complain. None. Zip. Zero.

And the people who live in the CITY of Boston, like Beacon Hill, Mission Hill, Chinatown, etc. Why would you even drive anyway? Unless your job is a taxi driver, or once again, you are handicapped, what the hell is the point?

I can understand the complaints once in a while. I've seen many a tourist cause a traffic jam by simply staring at a map as they crossed Boylston during rush hour, but if you drive here constantly, then you know what its like. And all the bitching in the world is not going to change that. You KNOW pedestrians come out from all directions. You KNOW bikers ride in the traffic with you. You KNOW tourists are idiots and need to ask everyone and their mom for directions to the aquarium. You KNOW no one here pays any attention to traffic rules. Hell, you've probably run through three red lights in a day and not even thought about it because that's what EVERYONE does in Boston.

That's just how traffic is here.

If you seriously can't handle driving in a pedestrian city filled with college students, tourists, and people too poor to own a car or afford insurance, then maybe you should consider WALKING as your new form of transportation.

Or how about the T. It exists for a reason.

Maybe then you'll see what its like from the other side of the street